What to put in your underground bunker (for two persons’ stay for up to six months)

Nope, I’m not planning to build a bunker. But if I was, this is what I’d put in it:

• At least 772 liters (or 204 gallons) of distilled potable water. (This calculation is based on 1 oz of water per kg of body weight per day for two persons weighing 60 kg and 80 kg.)
• 1 hotplate, 1 spatula, 1 pan, 1 small pot
• 360 cans of black beans
• Can opener
• 1 50-lb box of powdered eggs
• 1 pallet of medium salsa (104 ct – 16 oz jars)
• 1 case (180 ct) dark chocolate bars
• 5 cans (200-gram each) instant Greek coffee
• 2 stainless steel plates
• 2 stainless steel sporks
• 2 stainless steel cups
• 1 small shovel
• 1 Leatherman tool
• 1 first aid and trauma supply kit
• 2 bottles of 200 mg ibuprofen (500 tablets each)
• 3 bottles of Pepto Bismol (40 ct each)
• 1 copy of “Where There is No Doctor” by David Werner
• Solar battery system
• 2 pedal-power stationary bikes
• 2 heavy-duty battery cells and power outlets
• 2 radiation suits
• 2 boxes of o.b. regular tampons (40 ct each) per female of childbearing age
• 2 GI-style folding cots
• 2 (-40F) sleeping bags
• 2 wool blankets
• 2 pillows (synthetic fill)
• 1 artificial sunlight lamp
• 2 long planter boxes
• Assorted vegetable and flower seeds
• Compost bucket
• Portable folding toilet
• 15 pkgs of toilet bags (12 ct each)
• Portable toilet chemicals
• 2 hand-powered flashlights
• 1 First Alert NOAA SAME weather radio
• 1 Ham radio
• 1000 ct package of wet nap moist towelettes
• 4 toothbrushes
• 3-7.8 oz tubes of toothpaste
• 3 – 40-yard spools of dental floss
• 1 pack of playing cards
• 1 copy of “According to Hoyle”
• 1 copy of Lord of the Rings trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkein
• 1 Mac laptop computer and charger
• 1 digital copy of the Encyclopedia Brittanica
• 2 sets of polyhedral dice
• 1 copy of Dungeons & Dragons
• 1 copy of Duel of Ages board game
• 2 journals
• 2 pkgs of Bic ballpoint pens (12 ct each)
• 1 24-ct pkg of original flavor Chapstick
• 4 thermal zip-front jumpsuits (cotton/synthetic blend)
• 1 bottle of multivitamins (385 ct)
• 5 – 2.1 kg pkgs of Gatorade mix
• 2 dosimeters
• 1 bottle potassium iodide (KI) tablets (360 ct)
• 2 gallons povidone-iodine solution
• Oxygen mask and extra tanks
• Wills and insurance policies
• Passports, Social Security Cards, Immunization Records
• Bank account numbers
• Birth certificates
• Digital tape recorder and package of tapes
• 1 cannister of pepper spray
• 1 copy of the Kama Sutra
• 2 pkgs PVC tactile gloves (12 ct each)
• 2 bottles penicillin VK tablets 500 mg (40 ct each)
• 300 doses anti-depressant
• 6 cycles of birth control pills per female of childbearing age
• 2 hypodermic syringes of morphine (240 mg each)